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The conflict between the housemates reaches a boiling point. Oscar is still upset that Felix wouldn’t join him with the Pigeon sisters and refuses to talk to him. While Felix tries to clean the apartment, Oscar routinely sabotages him. When Oscar sprays Felix’s aerosol cleaner near his spaghetti, he finally confronts him, asking him how much longer he’s going to go without talking to him. Oscar simply tells Felix to stay out of his way and reminds him that he owns the apartment. Felix bristles at this and counters, saying that he pays half the rent and is the reason the two are able to stay on top of bills.
Oscar explodes at Felix, telling him he’s impossible to live with:
I’ll tell you exactly what it is. It’s the cooking, cleaning, and crying…It’s the talking in your sleep, it’s the moose calls that open your ears at two o’clock in the morning…I can’t take it anymore, Felix. I’m crackin’ up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you’re not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me… (77)
He finally shares what occurred at the Pigeon household, saying that they were only interested in hearing about Felix. Felix notes that he repeatedly insisted that he wasn’t ready to date. He also tells Oscar that he bears some responsibility for the emotional state of the apartment, insisting “You’re also one of the biggest slobs in the world [...] And completely unreliable [...] Undependable [...] And irresponsible” (78). As Oscar leaves, Felix tells him to mind the wet floors. This escalates to him attempting to initiate a physical fight against Felix. Oscar then kicks Felix out once and for all.
However, as the day goes on, Oscar finds himself missing Felix. He becomes more and more anxious at his absence, fretting “All right, Oscar, get ahold of yourself!...He’s gone! Keep saying that over and over…He’s gone. He’s really gone! (He holds his head in pain.) He did it. He put a curse on me. [...]” (82). When the doorbell rings, Oscar perks up, thinking it could be Felix returning. However, he is quickly disappointed when he finds Murray and Vinnie at his door. Roy and Speed arrive shortly after. They tell him they saw Felix, who said Oscar will be the only one who can figure out where he went.
Oscar insists that he kicked him out for the sake of their poker game. However, Murray responds that he is still worried for Felix’s safety. He notices that the common denominator in Felix’s recent living arrangements seems to be getting himself kicked out. He muses that Felix himself could be the problem, telling Oscar “Don’t you understand? It’s Felix. He does it to himself. [...] I don’t know why. He doesn’t know why. There’s a whole tribe in Africa who hit themselves on the head all day long” (85). Oscar cancels the game in an upset frenzy.
Suddenly, the doorbell rings. Oscar excitedly assumes that it’s Felix, but tells the men not to let him in. He says: “I won’t give him the satisfaction of knowing we’ve been worrying about him. Sit down. Play cards. Like nothing happened” (86). When he finally allows Vinnie to open the door, he is surprised to see Gwendolyn Pigeon. She tells him that Felix is upstairs in the flat, crying. He spent the day trying to deny the sisters’ offers to let him stay but concedes to move in until he can find a new place of his own. Felix finally arrives, and the two reconcile. Felix acknowledges that getting thrown out gave him a new perspective on his behavior, and Oscar shows that he’s picked up new cleaning habits, such as using ashtrays. As the pair continues to talk, Oscar gets a call from Blanche, thanking him for his timely child support payment. Oscar and Felix are pleased with the evidence of the other’s progress, and affirm the importance of their friendship, and jokingly refer to each other as Frances and Blanche.
Act 3 shows the height of Oscar and Felix’s conflict. This is also where Simon’s satirization of marriage is most apparent. Oscar and Felix’s living arrangement falls apart as a result of their inability to compromise and lack of communication, two major problems in many marriages that Simon highlights. When Oscar initially kicks Felix out, he shouts “It’s all over, Felix. The whole marriage. We’re getting an annulment!” (80). While the audience doesn’t see either man’s actual divorce during the play, it’s easy to imagine something like this being shouted in a comparable scene. Oscar’s and Felix’s divorces end up repeating themselves. Each man tells the other why he can no longer live with him. Oscar tells Felix he can no longer stand his “cooking, cleaning, and crying” (77) while Felix accuses Oscar of being “unreliable [...] undependable [...] And irresponsible” (78). These are nearly identical to the critiques their ex-wives had of them, with Frances being overwhelmed by Felix’s neuroses and Blanche’s refusal to live with Oscar’s lack of support. However, unlike their divorces, this moment has a potential to be a turning point for them because Oscar and Felix still cherish the friendship they had prior to their disastrous coupling. Oscar insists that Felix needs to leave “For the sake of [our] friendship” (82). This could be interpreted as another cynical jab by Simon at the institution of marriage, as Oscar was more willing to fight for his friend than his family. However, a more positive viewpoint is that Felix finally gives Oscar a reason to change his ways. This connects to one of Simon’s primary views of marriage, which is that compromise is necessary for any successful relationship.
Simon uses physical comedy in Act 3 to show the extent to which the pair is frustrating each other. There are multiple instances where one is physically invading the other’s space. The blocking in Act 3’s early moments is filled with detailed instructions for physical comedy. For example, Simon tells the actors to do the following:
FELIX appears from the bedroom with a vacuum cleaner. He is doing a thorough job on the rug. [...] [OSCAR] glares at FELIX, still vacuuming, and shakes his head contemptuously [...] Then suddenly the power stops on the vacuum as OSCAR has obviously pulled the plug in the bedroom. [...] He stops and realizes what’s happened as OSCAR comes back into the room. OSCAR takes a cigar out of his pocket and as he crosses in front of FELIX to the couch, he unwraps it and drops the wrappings carelessly on the floor. He then steps up on the couch and walks back and forth mashing down the pillows. (73)
This beat is heightened until its natural peak when Oscar sprays aerosol near Felix’s dinner, calling it spaghetti, and then throws it at a wall when Felix clarifies that it is linguini. The physical comedy makes their frustration palpable because the audience can see it expressed by the performers on the stage. Each is visibly aggravating the other, signifying that conflict is imminent.
A point of discussion for readers and watchers of the play is that its ending is ambiguous. Felix acknowledges that being forced out of two different households puts things into perspective for him, telling Oscar, “Getting kicked out twice is enough for any man…” (88). Similarly, Oscar shows him that he’s now requiring the use of ashtrays at his poker games. However, the audience doesn’t get much meaningful resolution beyond that. This is puzzling since their recent “divorce” was inspired by a desire to salvage their friendship. Some might believe that a natural conclusion would be to show this effort worked—especially in light of the fact that Simon was willing to show that the characters changed at all. This interpretation is supported by Felix’s comment, which implies that his recent experience, though unusual, would be a wakeup call for almost anybody. Everyone will have their own idea on the ending’s significance. Oscar and Felix are in a marriage-like situation, and much of the play suggests that truly fulfilling marriages are a rarity, so it seems unlikely he would give them their happy ending. Rather, the play’s open ending suggests that the two have more work to be done. Just as any partners must work hard to maintain mutual respect, compromise, and communication, Oscar and Felix need to collaborate to restore their friendship. However, their newfound perspective suggests they can do it.
By Neil Simon